It's showtime. "Kentucky nightmare."
"Kentucky nightmare." Welcome to the show.
Dave, do you need
welcome to the show. Dave, do you need another glass of wine?
Loosen you up.
Another glass of wine? Loosen you up. To loosen up a little
loosen you up. To loosen up a little bit more, yes.
Are we on?
Anybody want a jellybean? Yes. I wondered where they went.
My name is...
Where they went. My name is... I'm not getting black ones.
Want one of these, Dave?
No, thank you.
Can I trade
no, thank you. Can I trade these black ones in?
Here, let me have that.
These black ones in? Here, let me have that. I like coming over here
here, let me have that. I like coming over here because there's food
everywhere.
Because there's food everywhere. Are we going to dusty's
barbecue right after this?
Yeah. Get some
fried pork rinds.
Let's introduce each other.
Fried pork rinds. Let's introduce each other. That's Dave Willis over there.
Ok. There's mammalara
that's Dave Willis over there. Ok. There's mammalara over there.
That's Mike lazzo
sitting to my left.
Can y'all tell
that I'm really tired today?
Can you tell that Mike's
more in the center
can you tell that Mike's more in the center and I'm to your left
and Dave is to your right?
And I'm to your left and Dave is to your right? Now I'm going behind
the tv now.
I'm going on this side.
The tv now. I'm going on this side. I'm gonna stay right here
and monopolize.
Now, if you break that,
and monopolize. Now, if you break that, you buy it.
Here's a clock
that's ticking.
His hair is
the best part of him.
What else can we talk about
besides this show?
Look, there's an eggbeater.
Besides this show? Look, there's an eggbeater. Ha ha ha!
Matt, you're not supposed
ha ha ha! Matt, you're not supposed to go back there.
Oh. Hey, plug that in.
To go back there. Oh. Hey, plug that in. I am.
For 3 minutes full.
Totally.
Roy, do we have...
Have you got power?
Yeah, right over here.
Let's beat those jelly beans.
This is actually
Roy's eggbeater. Let's do.
Roy is our sound designer,
let's do. Roy is our sound designer, and he's a...
This is a little deep for us.
And he's a... This is a little deep for us. Pretty cool guy.
I've enjoyed this one more
pretty cool guy. I've enjoyed this one more than I have any of them.
Than I have any of them. Give it a little spin.
All right, hold it up
to the Mike. Wait. It only goes this far.
To the Mike. Wait. It only goes this far. Take one of those things off.
Just beat those jellybeans.
Yeah, let's beat
just beat those jellybeans. Yeah, let's beat the jellybeans.
Into mayonnaise.
The jellybeans. Into mayonnaise. All right.
Can you get a shot of this?
Yeah. Can you guys get this?
Keep it going.
What does a bear
keep it going. What does a bear have to do with it?
Are they being beat?
Have to do with it? Are they being beat? They're getting
are they being beat? They're getting a little scarred.
Did Roy just...Roy just got--
oh, hey, Roy.
Hey, Roy.
Oh, hey, Roy. Hey, Roy. Here's some stuff
hey, Roy. Here's some stuff you guys can mix.
Oh, yeah! Let's--
thanks, man.
What is this, oatmeal?
Thanks, man. What is this, oatmeal? Oh, God.
Thanks a lot.
You're welcome.
Put some jellybeans in there.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Hey, if that... Hey, if that... I know how to do that.
You have any spoons?
Ken? That's disgusting.
Yeah.
I think we're gonna
yeah. I think we're gonna have to buy these jellybeans.
This is how we do
the interviews, ladies.
Eggbeaters.
The interviews, ladies. Eggbeaters. Shotgun beers.
A beer engineer.
Ha ha ha!
Willy doesn't know
ha ha ha! Willy doesn't know what to do.
Dave, you want to come
beat something with this?
No, no. You're doing--
you're doing great.
You're doing great. Are there enough jellybeans
in there to sugar it up? Oh!
In there to sugar it up? Oh!
Oh! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Now just go set it back
ha ha ha! Now just go set it back on that table.
Ha ha ha! Yeah.
On that table. Ha ha ha! Yeah. Pour the oatmeal in it.
Here, yvette.
Have some beans.
We're just gonna
have some beans. We're just gonna leave it like this.
I'm gonna get real close
and see if the Mike
can hear me drinking.
And see if the Mike can hear me drinking.
Can hear me drinking.
Hey, get down from there. You're gonna fall.
Ladies and gentlemen, Roy.
You're gonna fall. Ladies and gentlemen, Roy. Oh, yeah.
You go first.
Damn shark!
How do you do?
Come on, Dave. You start.
Get a tune to this. Do it. Sing some hillbilly stuff.
Come on, Dave. Participate.
Take your glands outside!
What? What?!
We're sitting here in front
what? What?! We're sitting here in front of this stupid-ass show,
we're sitting here in front of this stupid-ass show, and, like...
Of this stupid-ass show, and, like... We're just trying to make it
interesting to the people.
Oh, it'll never be
interesting for anybody.
It's going to be
a big mass of words.
If you're still watching,
you're an idiot.
Ha ha ha!
You're an idiot. Ha ha ha! This is our big trick
ha ha ha! This is our big trick on you, the fans.
And someone's gonna write
this Down, too.
They're gonna transcribe it.
This Down, too. They're gonna transcribe it. You can't say.
They're gonna transcribe it. You can't say..
You can't say. Look. That's funny.
People will love that. People will love
people will love that. People will love the concept of this,
people will love the concept of this, because it's brilliant.
The concept of this, because it's brilliant. It's a great concept.
Because it's brilliant. It's a great concept. We're brilliant.
We're brilliant
we're brilliant. We're brilliant for coming up with it, but...
Who was the brilliant one
who misspelled "friends"
who was the brilliant one who misspelled "friends" on "nature's best friends"?
Who misspelled "friends" on "nature's best friends"? Oh, that was an inside joke,
a reference to something else
oh, that was an inside joke, a reference to something else entirely that I'm not
gonna say here because I'm
gonna leave it to the fans
to figure out.
Gonna leave it to the fans to figure out. Roy, are you mixing this
from in here?
What are you doing?
From in here? What are you doing? What are you doing over there?
I'm messing with
what are you doing over there? I'm messing with some buttons.
Really?
Some buttons. Really? There is no village.
There's no village.
There's a village.
Oh. Takes a child to...
Make a village.
Well, that's it.
We got that sandwich
well, that's it. We got that sandwich off the Internet.
Um, it's actually copyrighted.
Off the Internet. Um, it's actually copyrighted. Ha ha. Yes.
But we altered it.
We added more sesame seeds
but we altered it. We added more sesame seeds so that it would be...
And more mayonnaise.
So that it would be... And more mayonnaise. Different somehow
and more mayonnaise. Different somehow from the Internet sandwich.
Would you like to give
your legal deposition now?
This is some golden stuff
right here.
Roy, was this a hard show
to mix when we first
brought it into you?
To mix when we first brought it into you? No. This is an easy
show to mix.
Everything is out of phase.
Show to mix. Everything is out of phase. Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
Yeah, what a set-up.
So when you can't hear it,
yeah, what a set-up. So when you can't hear it, it really makes it easy to mix.
Hey, Roy, will you say,
"it's showtime"?
Showtime.
"It's showtime"? Showtime. It's showtime.
But say it like, you know...
Like you're announcing it.
Yeah.
It's showtime.
No. No. It's showtime!
Yeah, because that's
no. No. It's showtime! Yeah, because that's low energy.
Give us some energy.
Low energy. Give us some energy. It's show...Time.
Do it like that.
See, this is just an idea
do it like that. See, this is just an idea of how we direct voice talent
see, this is just an idea of how we direct voice talent every day.
Of how we direct voice talent every day. Do it again, please.
Every day. Do it again, please. It's showtime!
It's showtime.
Like that.
Roy, that's not...
You can do it
better than that, I know.
Showtime.
Better than that, I know. Showtime. Ha ha ha!
It's the gesture
ha ha ha! It's the gesture that makes it.
That's great.
That makes it. That's great. What's going on?
Worm.
I'm confused.
There's the worm,
and then a shark, a bear.
I don't get it.
And then a shark, a bear. I don't get it. Moltar, we need
more shots of the shark.
Shake the camera.
More shots of the shark. Shake the camera. Make it look like he's swimming.
I don't think it does.
It just jumps around.
Is he around somewhere?
It just jumps around. Is he around somewhere? But, you know, we're used to
is he around somewhere? But, you know, we're used to watching...I mean,
but, you know, we're used to watching...I mean, I'm sure you all grew up
going to the movies
and seeing, you know,
daffy duck and, you know,
the coyote and the roadrunner
and all that.
The coyote and the roadrunner and all that. And if we were of a mind
to watch cartoons now,
and if we were of a mind to watch cartoons now, this would be the next step,
you know, after that.
This would be the next step, you know, after that. It wouldn't be so elementary.
You know, after that. It wouldn't be so elementary. It would be more of an adult...
My mom actually has done
it would be more of an adult... My mom actually has done a whole lecture series
my mom actually has done a whole lecture series on cartoons, and she's
very well informed on...
On cartoons, and she's very well informed on... Ah, don't...
Very well informed on... Ah, don't... I don't want to be on here
ah, don't... I don't want to be on here slamming my mom.
Slamming my mom. Go ahead. It's funny.
You know that cut
go ahead. It's funny. You know that cut is gonna make it.
Yeah, I know that'll make it.
Is gonna make it. Yeah, I know that'll make it. Put it in, Michael.
Don't slam your mom.
Matt, why don't you
don't slam your mom. Matt, why don't you tell the audience
about when you put tinfoil
all over your apartment?
About when you put tinfoil all over your apartment? I did that because
I had absolutely...
It was so hot in Orlando,
and I saved up pennies,
it was so hot in Orlando, and I saved up pennies, and with the $65, I bought
a bag of rice and...
And with the $65, I bought a bag of rice and... 10 rolls of aluminum foil,
and I pasted them
all over my windows
to keep out the sun.
All over my windows to keep out the sun. I love that story.
To keep out the sun. I love that story. That's what they told us--
it was not gonna make any sense.
Those bees.
It was not gonna make any sense. Those bees. I'm glad to be able
those bees. I'm glad to be able to watch it
in a confined environment
because I'm finally
thinking it's funny.
Because I'm finally thinking it's funny. Ha ha ha!
Thinking it's funny. Ha ha ha! We put them
ha ha ha! We put them in a refrigerated room actually
we put them in a refrigerated room actually to isolate their sound and...
In a refrigerated room actually to isolate their sound and... Keep them cold.
To isolate their sound and... Keep them cold. Now, your mom
keep them cold. Now, your mom calls you David.
I adopted the Dave
back in college
to kind of give a little bit
more laid-back, uh...
To kind of give a little bit more laid-back, uh... I'm starting to regret that now.
More laid-back, uh... I'm starting to regret that now. Do we need to start
calling you David?
Let's do it again.
Calling you David? Let's do it again. This is fun.
This is getting more fun.
Can we plug more things in?
Ha ha ha!
I brought a guitar.